Saturday, May 14, 2011

Congratulations Miss Bannerjee…welcome to hell…

Here is my Citizen's demands to the new Bengal Government. Visitors can add on if they want...


Mamata Bannerjee, congratulations…you have did what no one could…and you deserve a cheer just for your sheer grit, determination, courage, and conviction…you successfully routed a party, which destroyed over two decades of Bengal with its moronic economic policies, and blatant arrogance and disregard for democracy…

However, your time as a rabble rouser is over…sadly. Now you are the new “man in the cockpit”. (No sarcasm intended.) Now you won’t be forgiven for starting up a few trains in obscure stations, and thousands of “Shilanyash” and projects without fulfilling them…cause the Eye of Sauron is now fixed at you…

As a right wing hawk, with a hatred for anything red, here are the things I, as a Bengali, leaving away from Calcutta, would like to see you fix up. And NO, they are not the typical Education, Hospital, Industry baloney, cause you gotta fix them anyways…but no interminable dross…these are real issues…

1. You were the most vocal critic of Bengal Government’s handling of the Taslima Nasreen Issue…I totally agree with you, she ought to have stayed in Calcutta. Please get her back…

2. You said, Maoist problems can be fixed…and you even wanted Army rule and Special Power’s Act in Jangalmahal…well…

3. I am eagerly waiting for you to solve Darjeeling issue…and WITHOUT parting with a single inch of Bengal land…

4. Kolkata would be London. Frankly, even though I don’t expect that, I would like to see the hawker and begger menace to be solved…I promise, I would distribute sweets, if you can do that. Worship you forever, also…

5. You opened our eyes, against the “economic policies” of Communists…as far as my little knowledge goes, they deal with subsidies to farmers, and the slums, at the cost of the Taxpayer’s money…stop it…

6. The illegal migration of Bangladeshis…the aliens, who took our border lands, numbering thousands, doing our jobs, ripping our money, and sending that to their country…regardless of religion, they are exploiting our economy…thats the biggest challenge you face…

Congratulations again, and all the best…

Welcome to hell…


Also, read my take on Buddhadeb Bhattacharya in The-Latest.com, and Greatbong's realistic take on Bengal's change...

1 comment:

  1. u really have a great knowledge about the indian politics so, why don't u give it a shot...

    i have read your reasons and i know that income from the ethical politics is not gonna be sufficient enough.. but at this point of time we really need good leaders..

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